we have one sign here that reads

regular = an arm
Premuim = a leg
diesel = first born ( $ 4.90 , last time I looked)
summer vaction might be relaxing trip to the backyard

Oh and spring is here too. columbine and iris a couple of weeks ago. Daliah popping out of the ground the last week. roses opening all over the place. seen some peonies too ( I dont have any any more