I love a good story and that was a great one. The visuals, permanently burned into my mind now, will keep me laughing for days. Thanks.
That's really a nice piece of ground you have there. I wish I could be outside doing something, but once again we got hit with the cold, rainy stuff. Highs only in the 40's for the last 5 days. I'm stuck inside with nothin to do.
Now I don't know if your weeds behave like my weeds do, but usually if they are chopped into little pieces, all those little pieces usually grow into new plants.
Just a thought........
I'm sure yours won't (snicker)