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    He tried to go straight once......then drove right off the road!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Piper
    Oh Kev,

    Such organization! Such anal-retentiveness! Got to ask - (you don't have to answer) are you straight?

    Either way, move east! Life is dull and your color is welcome!
    Julie
    Here's the thing Julie and I take no offense at your question, but it does pose a dilemma.

    If I say "no, I'm gay" I will confirm every stereotype you might have heard or experienced with some gay men. Just for the record, I hate beyond my ability to express in words TV shows like Will & Grace, Queer Eye, etc. because I truly believe they have helped convince the vast majority of people in this country that that's the way (and only way) gay people behave and live.

    If I say "I'm straight", you probably wouldn't believe me or would think I'm some extremely closeted case or just plain weird. Worse yet, I could become a victim of stalking by the female type people out here or even female type people lurking in the shadows who would give anything to hook such a guy.

    Either scenario is not real appealing to me.

    Just stick around and everything will be made clear with time.



    You guys do realize that I am kidding about the majority of stuff I'm saying here, don't you? I don't really iron my socks or sheets.

    Kev

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    OUCH!

    Bruce just smacked me upside the head for fibbing.

    He irons more than me.

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    Uh oh! This has turned into a life lesson!

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    Great job! A bunch of healthy roots is as exciting as getting an orchid to flower.

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    Yay! Traci brought us back on track.

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    GROW THE ROOTS!!! Everything else will follow...

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    Slipperhead, where did you get that quote? It's fabulous! Have you seen the movie "Best in Show?" A must.

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    The newest reality TV show:

    Anal Eye for the Orchid Guy - starring Kev!

    Julie

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