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Keiki Kurse

This is a discussion on Keiki Kurse within the General Orchid Culture forums, part of the Orchid Culture category; I can't believe it. First they let me complain about how I never have any ...

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    I can't believe it. First they let me complain about how I never have any keikis, and then one of the goes and starts to produce one! And to add injury to insult, it's a Kiss of Death type! I never should have made those threats about the machete!

    But they're wrong if they think they can beat me! Oh, Ho! I'll show them! Now let's see, how does that go? Double, Double, Toil and Trouble; Fire burn and Cauldron Bubble....Hmmmmm fire burn, yeah, yeah, I got a gas stove, thats fire! Cauldron, mmm let's see I could borrow Wolf's, no too far to ship, wait, wait I have an 8 quart stock pot, thats almost a cauldron. (hope being 18/10 Stainless steel doesn't count against me). Yeah, this is going pretty well.... lets see, the recipe... Uhm oh yeah: Filet of snake, and SNAKE!?!?? What? The only snakes around here are rattlers! Snake, eewweeww. Wait, Wait, filet, filet - hey filet mignon, and I can get it at the grocery store,, yeah... now lets see, eye of newt....EYE OF NEWT!!!! ICK!! I'm not sure we have newts here. but wait, lets see, now calm down, uh , newt, newt, newton! Oh My Gawd, I'll have to put out Wayne Newton's Eye!! That can't be right!! It might even be illegal??? Beside, it wouldn't stop him from singing anyway....Wayne Newton in an eye patch..shudder violently..... No, calm, calm, got it, hard boiled eggs look like eyeballs sort of,, yes, yes that will work. Okay, next item, toe of frog - WHAT!! What is with this Shakespear guy? Some kind of animal hater?? Toe of Frog.... uhhh now think, ummmmm I know, the cat's claws need trimming, thats the same basic thing.... yeah I got it under control... here kitty, kitty... now water...tap,,well,, RO,,distilled,,????? OOH, OOH I got a creek behind my place - yeah, creek water... okay look out Keikis.....

    now where am i going to find one of those funny pointed hats..mmblemblrmbl

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    LOL... Have you ever heard that changing one little thing can change a human into a frog - genetically speaking that is - well I think the same thing goes with spells... you might try spell check and see what you get when you use that one. However, you'll also need to figure in the phase of the moon, the positions of the planets at the time of your spell, the time of your birth and the time of the subjects birth. (not sure if with plants it's the time of first being a seed or when the seed was planted. Gods only know about clones and things like that...)

    Good luck and ummm if the spell doesn't back fire or even if it does if you can still type with whatever appendages you end up with let us know the results.

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    mudrmdrrrmslnlenmsble..... Huh? Wha?? You say something Wolf? Frogs again! You hanging out with that Shakespeare guy? Phases of the moon - man it's summer solstice Tuesday, what could be better. Dang, now that stupid song is stuck in my head - Danke Schoen, Darling Danke Shoen.....

    and why do they wear black I hate black it makes me look washed out and i never know what color of lipstick to wear... but I have that nice little hunter green number...yeah ...green for the keikis...whoooohhoooohooohaaahaaahaaaaa

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    OMG! hahahah ROFLMAO!

    Cheers!
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    You guys are killing me here.


    Diane, what's that spell supposed to *do*? You can't just go *substituting* things you know, like trying to make the recipe *low-fat* or something. You've got to have the real stuff! Ain't that right, Wolf.

    Gin knows.....

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    Yeppers, real stuff only.

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    Just you wait..... I'm getting it all together..... there's a french restaurant down the way - - they serve frog legs - - -now all I gotta do is get to their dumpster and find the toes! Now the hat, hmmmm well I've got a great sun hat with a wide brim, I know! Roll a cone of newspaper like a dunce cap and stick on the other hat - Voila' instant witch hat... yeah I got it going now... see need to get to the creek for that water.... it's only a 25 foot embankment......covered in ivy and .... but if I wear the black patent heels I can dig in..... yeah, yeah.....

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    Are y'all sniffin' glue again?

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    LOL no, I think it might be the humidity.

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    Give me half of what dsuprock is doing...

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