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Why People Have Two Hands

This is a discussion on Why People Have Two Hands within the A Kodak Moment: not necessarily plants... forums, part of the Orchid Photography category; Just got this in a forward, and I about died....... WHY WOMEN HAVE TWO HANDS:...

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    Just got this in a forward, and I about died.......


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    porn, I say porn







    You be one sick puppy

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    Louis.. thanks for the laugh!! The fact that its so true, makes it hilarious.


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    What's even better to note is that there are quite a number of people out there who would fit these descriptions with the genders reversed, making this heterosexual world a whole lot more sane, and undoubtedly more balanced. Hooray for the gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, and asexual communities for breaking these stereotypes! That little girl is going to grow up and have a "married (wo)man's Harley" (see posting elsewhere on forum), and that little boy is going to grow up driving his parents crazy by spending excessive amounts of money on fashion clothes, including the latest in stilletto heels and Paris skirts! And they both are going to grow up to be skilled orchid growers.

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    Thanks for the laugh . Matt is right. It takes guts to be yourself and be proud of it. If you are judged by what people think you should be then they are not the type of friends to have . Gin

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    So Matt,

    You're saying that because I grab my crotch whenever I'm on my cell phone, I'm a happy well-balanced being? Good to know, cause I was starting to worry...

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    think it's ok to be slightly weirded out that my grandmother forwarded those two pictures to me about a year ago? hope so since i found them extremely funny but kinda weird that my grandmother emailed them to me....

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    Piper-

    Don't fret, you're sane! Just be careful doing that while driving....you need at least one hand on the wheel!

    I've been told by my spiritual elder (Lakota Sioux medicine man) that "crazy" as defined by the western psychology profession is usually a spiritual condition.... these people are much closer to our true nature.... spiritual beings having a human experience rather than opposite. Because these individuals are between two worlds, it comes out in behavior that is different than the norm, therefore crazy!

    So, Piper, you are a highly evolved spiritual being! Keep grabbing your crotch, and even spit really loud once in awhile!


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    As Jimmy Buffett sings on his recent album, "when your grandmother calls, and books you on the Jerry Springer show; when you find out you and your wife of ten years, just might be related, brother life's not over it's just simply complicated....." and in line with this thread, he goes on to sing "when your daughter tries out for the football team and your son tries on her dress," and finishes with, "its alright to be crazy, just don't let it drive you nuts!"
    I was listening to this while stuck for an hour in freeway traffic last night, and this is what got me thinking to start this thread in the first place. Thanks Jimmy!

    Matt

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