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This is a discussion on Okay - in the toilet - - - within the A Kodak Moment: not necessarily plants... forums, part of the Orchid Photography category; Well, actually just the toilet, not in it. This was the only shot that turned ...

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    Default Okay - in the toilet - - -

    Well, actually just the toilet, not in it. This was the only shot that turned out very well, this is not the fanciest of the 'posterier washing toilets', but you get a clue. It has 2 sprayers, one as a bidet, and one as a - - well, as a posterier washer. The second has higher volume and velocity! You have controls for water volume and velocity, temperature. It also has a blow dry function. On the high end models you have controls to direct the sprays, a massage feature, and a "seat bubbling" control. (I didn't even think about trying that one!) Also a seat warming control, and best of all, the 'embarrassment advoidance' function. BTW, I am not making up these names, that is what the controls are called on the instructions!

    The embarrassment avoidance function plays the sound of a babbling brook, so no one can tell exactly when you are, err... well, you get the idea.


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    Oh yes, some have an interior night light.....

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    Good thing they have pictures , or I would be looking for a porta potty Gin

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    actually those pictures look really funny too... if they weren't on potties, they could be...

    so lucky that there's a manual in english hehehhe imagine pressing all the buttons trying to figure out which one will do the trick!

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    Same effect can be had if you do a handstand in the shower & hum very loudly

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    LOL! Too much. That is some toilet!

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    LOL! That looks like it should be on a space ship.

    Cheers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by uncasteeb
    Same effect can be had if you do a handstand in the shower & hum very loudly
    ROFLMAO!!!

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    That was a good laugh lolol . Gin

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