Why my SO may someday kill me in my sleep

Angraecum magdalenae BS
Angranthes Grandalena (Angraecum magdalenae x Aeranthes grandiflora) NBS
Aplectrum hymale NBS
Ascocenda (Bigness x Korb Fah ‘4n’) PB
Ascda. Motes Ginger Hot (V. lamellata 'Rose' AM/AOS x Ascda. Motes Goldenrod 'Wink' HCC/AOS) BS
Baptistonia echinata PB
Bardendrum Nanboh Pixy ‘Cherry Moon’ (Bard. Terusan x Barkeria scandens) PB x 2
Beallara Tahoma Glacier ‘Ithan’ (Miltassia Cartagena x Odontioda Alaskan Sunset) PB
Bletilla striata BS x 2
Bletilla striata variegated BS
Bolleanthes (Cochleanthes. Overbrook x Bollea equadoriana) NBS
Brassavola fragrans BS
Brv. nodosa 'Mas Mejor' AM/AOS x 'Big' PB
Brassia Rex (verrucosa x gireoudiana) PB
Brs. Spider's Feast 'Highland' AM/AOS (Chieftain x verrucosa) BS
Brassidium Fly Away 'Miami' (Brsdm. Gilded Urchin x Onc. maculatum) PB
Brsdm. Wild Warrior 'Chieftain' (Onc. leucochilum x Brassia Stardust) PB
Brassocattleya Cynthia 'Lilac Gem' AM/AOS (Brassavola digbyana x Cattleya walkeriana) NBS
Brassolaeliocattleya (Daybreak x Toshi Aoki) 'The Light' NBS
Blc. Hawaiian Lightning 'Colorful' (Lc. Color Guard x Blc. Toshie Aoki) NBS
Bulbophyllum A-doribil Ring (frostii x dentiferum)
Bulb. ambrosia PB
Bulb. barbigerum ‘Elizabeth’ PB
Bulb. blumei ‘Elizabeth’ BS
Bulb. carunculatum (‘Magnifico’ AM/CHM/AOS x sib) BS
Bulb. caryanum
Bulb. cocoinum
Bulb. echinolabium SDLNG
Bulb. (ecornutum x macranthum) SDLNG
Bulb. (ecornutum x phalaenopsis) SDLNGs
Bulb. (Bulb. guttulatum x Bulb. macranthum) SDLNGs
Bulb. Icicles
Bulb. (Bulb. liliacia [lilacinum?] x Bulb. careyanum) SDLNGs
Bulb. Lion King
Bulb. lobbii ('Orchidheights' x 'Kathy's Gold' AM/AOS) BS
Bulb. (lobbii x leysianum) SDLNG x 2
Bulb. longiflorum
Bulb. longissimum var. collettii BS
Bulb. (longissimum x dayanum) SDLNG x 2
Bulb. makoyanum
Bulb. masdevalliacum
Bulb. NOID x 4
Bulb. purpureorachis NBS?
Bulb. sikkimense
Bulb. sulawesii PB
Calanthe cardioglossa (dubious; rosea?) PB
Cal. Dominyi x longicalcarata x Dominyi ‘Asahi’ BS
Cal. Rozel ‘Pololei Ruby’ AM/AOS (Grouville x Saint Aubin) BS x 2
Cal. Tennessee Waltz (cardioglossa x Rozel) PB
Cal. vestita var. fournerii PB
Cal. vestita var. rubro-oculata BS
Camarotis apiculata PB
Catasetum Jumbo Eagle (sanguineum 'E.T.' x expansum 'Jumbo') BS
Catt. harrisoniae NBS
Catt. NOID PB
Chamaeangis hariotiana PB
Chilochista usneoides BS
Cirrhopetalum Crownpoint (rothschildianum ‘Crownpoint’ AM/AOS x frostii) BS
Cirr. picturatum (‘Lot ‘O Bloom’ x ‘Angler’) PB
Cirr. flabellovernis [syn. Cirr. flabellum-veneris] BS
Clowesetum Dragon Whiskers 'Other Worlds' (Clowesia warscewiczii x Catasetum saccatum) BS
Cochleanthes White Knight (Lip Blush ‘Lehua’ x Moliere (amazonica x discolor ‘Blue Lip’) PB
Coelogyne fimbriata NBS
Coel. pandurata PB
Colmanara Wildcat 'Carmela' (Odontonia Rustic Bridge x Odcdm. Crowborough) BS
Coryanthes speciosa BS
Cory. vasquezii SDLNG x 4
Coryhopea Wojis Procrastinator (Coryanthes macrantha x Stanhopea tigrina) BS x 2
Cymbidium Fort Knox 'Germaine' (Cleo Sherman x Brentwood) PB
Cym. Golden Elf ‘Sundust’ HCC/AOS BS
Cym. Pink Champagne 'Sheretta' (Rosinante x Rincon) PB
Cym. sinense PB
Cym. (Sue x Red Beauty) 'Subspace Anomaly' PB
Cym. Sussex Dawn 'Wintergreen Alba' (Sussex x Ramboda) PB
Degarmoara Winter Wonderland ‘White Fairy’ (Miltassia Cartagena x Odontoglossum Gledhow) PB
Dendrobium aggregatum PB
Den. anosmum SDLNG
Den. aphrodite PB
Den. Banana Royale (Liholiho x canaliculatum) PB
Den. Coerulea Blue PB
Den. Jaquelyn Thomas 'Unwai Blush' (gouldii x phalaenopsis) PB
Den. Jim Beck (Kathryn Banks x Gillian Leaney) PB
Den. Lichenastrum var. prenticei BS
Den. loddigesii NBS
Den. Red Empress ‘Fly Hirundine’ PB
Den. spectabile SDLNG x 2
Den. Spring Dream 'Apollon' (Constance Wrigley x Thwaitesiae) PB
Den. Stephen Batchelor (alexandrae x johnsoniae) SDLNG
Dendrochilum glumaceum PB
Dndrch. magnum PB
Dndrch. tenellum PB
Dndrch. wenzellii BS
Dialaelia (Dial. Snowflake x L. Coronet) PB
Dinema boothii NBS
Doritaniopsis Black Butterfly ‘Orchis-01’ (Phal. Golden Peoker x Dtps. Taisuco Sweet) PB
Doritis pulcherrima v. chumpornensis PB
Dracula anthracina BS
Drac. pusilla BS
Drac. soderoi BS
Drac. velutina BS
Encyclia atropurpurea PB
Encyclia cochleata 'Spy Hill' AM/AOS x 'H & R' SDLNG
Epidendrum ciliare 'Vikgni Gerns' PB
Epi. conopseum PB x 2
Epi. (cordigerum x cordigerum 'Kodama' AM/AOS) BS
Epi. Crystal Valley 'Cherry Ballet' (Star valley x radicans) NBS x 1, HP NBS x 1
Epi. floribundum ‘Mitao’ PB
Epi. ibaguence BS
Epi. NOID HP BS x 3
Epigeneium cymbidioides NBS
Epiphrontis Veitchii FCC/RHS (Epidendrum radicans x Sophronitis coccinea) BS
Eria gigantea (?) BS
Eria stellata (syn. javonica) PB
Erytrodes erytroides BS?
Eulophia keithii PB
Galeandra batemanii (syn. bauerii) PB
Gastrophaius Dan Rosenberg 'Other Worlds' (Phaius tankervilla x Gastrorchis tuberculosa) SDLNG
Gomesa recurva PB
Gongora cassidea PB
Gngra. truncata BS
Goodyera pubescens PB x 1 BS x 1
Grammatophyllum scriptum PB
Haraella retrocalla NBS
Ionopsis utricularioides PB
Jumellea amplifolia NBS
Laelia anceps PB
Laeliinae NOID PB
Laeliocatonia Lawless Gloriana (Lc. Gold Digger x Ctna. Why Not) NBS
Laeliocattleya Gaskell-Pumila 'Azure Star' HCC/AOS (C. gaskelliana x L. pumila) NBS
Lc. Sky Blue Brazil (Lc. Mini Purple 'Blue Moon' x C. bowringiana var. coerulea 'Menchone') NBS
Lc. Blue Angel (Lc. Mini Purple 'Coerulea' x Lc. Blue Boy 'True Blue') NBS
Lc. Natalie Clark (L. briegeri x C. Penny Kuroda) PB
Ludisia discolor PB x 1
Lycaste Autumn Sun (macrophylla x Autumn Glow) PB
Lyc. campbellii BS
Lyc. cochleata BS
Lyc. Green Valley (Leo 'Riopelle' x Kansas Yellow) PB
Macodes petola
Masdevallia Angel Fuzz (Copper Angel x Peach Fuzz) PB
Masd. floribunda PB
Masd. herradurae BS
Mastigion fascinator x 2
Maxillaria Maui Sunset (striata x luteo-alba) PB
Max. tenuifolia BS
Mediocalcar decoratum PB
Meiracyllium trinasutum PB
Miltassia Shelob ‘Webmaster’ HCC/AOS (Miltassia Olmec x Brassia Edvah Loo) PB
Miltonia Petunia 'Red Admiral' (Bleuana x Princess Mary) PB
Milt. William Kirch 'Bread & Butter' (Bluntii x regnellii) PB
Myrmecophila brysiana NBS
Nanodes porpax BS
Nephelaphyllum pulchrum BS
Odontoglossum hybrid, missing tag BS
Odontorettia Mandarine (Lemboglossum bictoniense x Comparettia speciosa) SDLNGs
Oerstadella centradenia BS
Oncidium Aloha Iwanaga 'D' (Goldiana x Star Wars) PB
Onc. lindenii PB
Onc. maculatum 'Paolo' AM/AOS BS
Onc. Sharry Baby 'Red Fantasy' (Jamie Sutton x Honolulu) BS
Onc. sphacelatum PB
Onc. splendidum BS
Paphinia cristata PB
Pphn. neudeckeri BS
Paphiopedilum (Alma Gavaert x primulinum) BS
Paph. (Avalon Mist x appletonianum) BS
Paph. Blackberry Delight (Goultenianum var. album ‘Huge’ x wardii var. album ‘Double Delight’) PB
Paph. (Blood Clot x Hampshire Raven) PB
Paph. Brecko Wishmist (Avalon Mist x Vista Wish) PB
Paph. (Chargwen 'Frog Prince' x Gege Hughes 'Harvest Moon') PB
Paph. Cooksonii (rothschildianum x druryi) PB
Paph. Deli Saint (St. Swithin ‘Algonquin’ x delenatii ‘Pink Cloud’) NBS
Paph. Dellaina (delenatii x chamberlainianum) PB
Paph. delenatii PB
Paph. hainanensis (syn. Paph. appletonianum var. hainanensis) PB
Paph. (Hellas 'Westonbirt' FCC/AOS x Frosty Jones 'Leny') SDLNG
Paph. (henryanum x Joanne's Wine 'Siren') NBS
Paph. Hideki Okuyama (malipoense x glanduliferum) BS
Paph. hirsuitissimum PB
Paph. lowii ('Nova' AM/AOS x 'Candor Nocturne') NBS
Paph. micranthum NBS
Paph. (McLaren Park 'Oceana' x Mountain Meadow 'Absinthe') PB
Paph. Berenice (philippinense 'Dale' AM/AOS x lowii 'Eureka' AM/AOS) NBS
Paph. Taisuco America’s Sprite (Pinocchio x niveum)
Paph. Hilo Ruby (Robert de Veer ‘#8’ x Pulsar ‘Fang Pacific’ HCC/AOS) PB
Paph. Rosy Dawn (Astarte x Gwen Hannen) BS
Paph. Saint Low (St. Swithin 'Golden' x lowii 'Princehouse' AM/AOS) PB
Paph. Shireen (glaucophyllum x philippinense) PB
Paph. Summer Snow (niveum x haynaldanum var. album) SDLNG
Paph. (Sunshine Glory 'Silver Elf' BM/JOGA x niveum album '#1') PB
Paph. Hsinying Alien (Hsinying Alien (Supersuk ‘Eureka’ AM/AOS x Raisin Pie ‘Hsinying’) x sib) PB
Paph. Temptation (topperii x philippinense) SDLNG
Paph. Vanguard (moquetteanum x rothschildianum) PB
Paph. Blackhawk (Via Quatal 'Coral Queen' x Onyx '#1') PB
Paph. Natasha Von Fox (victoria-reginae x liemianum) PB
Paph. Zephyrus Grand Macabre (Grand Illusions ‘Dark Shadows’ x Macabre ‘Windy Hill’ AM/AOS) BS
Peristeria pendula BS
Phaiocalanthe Kryptonite ‘Chariot of Fire’ (Calanthe Rozel x Phaius tankervilla) PB
Phaius tankervilla BS
Phaius tankervilla var. alba PB
Phalaenopsis Yellow Brite Lites (Carmela's Brite Lites 'The Light' x Taida Lawrence 'El Nino') PB
Phal. Deventeriana (amboinensis ‘Zumita’ x amabilis ‘Pamela’s Perfection’)
Phal. (Hawaiian Clouds 'Hawaii' x Yukimai 'Tinny') PB
Phal. mannii NBS x 3
Phal. (Penang 'Pinkfilligree' x Green Mist 'Khong') PB
Pholidota articulata PB
Phol. pallida PB
Phragmipedium After Glow (Eric Young x Sorcerer’s Apprentice) HP x 1, NBS x 1 PB x 1
Phrag. Andean Fire (besseae x lindieanum ‘Birchwood’ AM/AOS) PB
Phrag. Belle Hogue Point (Eric Young 'Rocket Fire' 4n x caudatum var. sanderae) BS
Phrag. (caudatum var. sanderae 'Green Goddess' x Robert Palm 'Windy Hill' AM) SDLNG
Phrag. Eric Young (longifolium 'Joelle' x besseae 'Candor Red Radiance' AM) NBS
Phrag. Cape Gold Nugget 3n (Eric Young 'Mont Millais' 4n AM/RHS x pearcei) PB
Phrag. Jason Fischer (besseae ‘Esther Nies’ AM/AOS x Mem. Dick Clements ‘Cardinal’) x PB
Phrag. Les Dirouilles 4n (Sorcerer's Apprentice 4n x Grande 4n) NBS HP x 1, NBS x 2
Phrag. Patty Whak (longifolium ‘Windy Hills Midnight’ AM/AOS x Robert Palm ‘Windy Hill’ AM/AOS) PB
Phrag. Louis Hegedus (walisii ‘Tower Grove’ HCC/AOS x caricinum ‘Aileen’ AM) BS
Phrag. Lucy Robbins (Sorcerer's Apprentice 4n x wallisii)
Phrag. Lynn Evans-Goldner (schlimii x Barbara LeAnn) SDLNG
Phrag. Sedenii (longifolium x schlimii) PB
Phrag. Sorcerer’s Apprentice (longifolium x sargentianum) PB
Phrag. St. Peter 4n (Eric Young ‘Mont Millais’ AM/AOS 4n x longifolium 4n) PB
Platystele misera PB
Pleurothallis restrepioides SDLNGs
Pleuro. truncata PB
Pleuro. viduata 'Selby' CHM/AOS PB
Porrovallia Phil Jesup (Porroglossum muscosum x Masdevallia hirtzii) SDLNG x 4
Psychopsis Mendenhall (Butterfly x papilio) BS
Pterostylis curta PB
Renanthera matutina SDLNG x 3
Restrepia antenniferum PB
Rhynchovanda (V. coerulea x Rhv. Clair Florist) PB x 1, BS x 2
Sarcochilus Rosalie (Mavis x Heidi) NBS
Scaphosepalum belluosum x out PB
Sigmatostalix radicans BS
Smitinanda micrantha PB
Sophronitis cernua SDLNG x 2
Sophrolaeliocattleya (Tangerine Jewel ‘Southern Cross’ x Lc. Rojo) PB
Spathoglottis gracilis NBS x 2
Spathoglottis plicata PB x 2
Spathoglottis NOID NBS
Stanhopea oculata BS
Stan. sp. BS
Stelis sp. Belize (labeled purpurascens) PB
Stellamizutaara Kelly ‘Lea’ (Brassavola nodosa x Cattleytonia Keith Roth) PB
Tolumnia Elfin Gem 'Kultana' (Sniffen x Shannon Elizabeth) PB
Tol. prionochilum NBS
Tol. triquetra NBS
Trichocera sp. BS
Trichopilia Elizabeth Ann (coccinea x fragrans) BS
Trichop. tortilis var. alba x SDLNG
Trichosalpinx chamaelepanths var. purpurea BS
Trchslpx. sp. aff. arbuscula
Vanda (Josephine Van Brero x Bangkok Blue ‘Pink’) BS x 2
V. lamellata var. boxalli ‘Tom Ritter’ PB x 1, BS x 2
V. (Mahaleaphongse x Dr. Anek FCC/AOS 4n) NBS
V. (Velthus x Pink River) PB
Vandirea Newberry Jasmine (Sedirea japonica x Vanda amesiana) NBS
Vascostylis Prathumthani (Vascostylis Aroon Fairy x Rhynchostylis coelestis) BS
Zootrophion endressianus PB
Zootrophion hypodiscus BS
Zoo. leonii BS
Zoo. vulturiceps 'Kacey' CBR/AOS x self NBS
Zygopetalum (Freestyle ‘Princess’ x Kiwi Dazzler ‘Night Owl’) PB

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