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    Default Kiss and Slap

    A young technician and his general manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.

    After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young tech are interested in each other, because they are giving each other flirtatious looks.

    Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word.

    The grandmother is thinking to herself, "It was very brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I'm glad she slapped him."

    The general manager is setting there thinking, "I didn't know the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn't missed him when she slapped and hit me!"

    The young woman was sitting and thinking, "I'm glad the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!"

    The young tech sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself, "Life is good. How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his general manager all at the same time!"



    Susan

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    lol nice one
    quote from a shirt-'KFC-Kai for Cuzzies' witha pic of colonal Sanders witha big black afro
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    -maori talk for food for cousins =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrubber View Post
    Larry LaPrise was once disqualified from a hokey pokey competition for putting it in and out when he should have been shaking it all about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by orchidlady View Post
    A young technician and his general manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.

    After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young tech are interested in each other, because they are giving each other flirtatious looks.

    Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word.

    The grandmother is thinking to herself, "It was very brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I'm glad she slapped him."

    The general manager is setting there thinking, "I didn't know the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn't missed him when she slapped and hit me!"

    The young woman was sitting and thinking, "I'm glad the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!"

    The young tech sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself, "Life is good. How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his general manager all at the same time!"



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    TOO FUNNY!!!!

    Poor Larry, he didn't get out much.

    A police officer pulled up next to a speeding woman and was shocked to see she was knitting while driving her car 95 miles and hour!
    The officer lowered his window and shouted, "Pull over!"
    "NO!" She shouted back, "SOCKS!"
    Last edited by Tmai; October 3rd, 2010 at 07:47 PM.

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    Thanks for the laughs.....

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    Marissa, that would be my mom in law!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiorchids View Post
    omg tami, this is just wrong >=) i LOVE jokes like this. Here is one i got from school....
    There is an english man, an asian man, and a maori man on a plane. they all throw something out. The english man threw out a box of teabags and said, 'we have lots of these in england!'. The asian man threw out a bowl of noodles and said, 'We have way too many of these in our country!' and the maori man threw out the asian man and said,'BRO! we have so many of these in our country!'

    Hmmmmm ......

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    yes jojo, its wrong..... but you gotta admit.....

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