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This is a discussion on Joke within the The Outback Terrace Bar forums, part of the Land Plants category; With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it ...

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    With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.......

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    hahah.. Thanks Tami.

    Cheers,
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    Just stole this for my facebook page!

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    omg tami, this is just wrong >=) i LOVE jokes like this. Here is one i got from school....
    There is an english man, an asian man, and a maori man on a plane. they all throw something out. The english man threw out a box of teabags and said, 'we have lots of these in england!'. The asian man threw out a bowl of noodles and said, 'We have way too many of these in our country!' and the maori man threw out the asian man and said,'BRO! we have so many of these in our country!'

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    A Pastor went to visit an old lady just before dinner. Her phone rings

    "Excuse me Pastor I need to get that."

    There was a bowl of peanuts on the coffee table and he was so hungry he kept eating while she took her time with the phone call.

    She returns

    "Now Pastor, where were we in our visit." He apologized for eating all the nuts. "I was so hungry Tilly that I just kept eating, sorry for being so rude."

    Oh, Pastor that's okay, I sucked all the chocolate off them anyway.

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    hahahahahahahahahahaha

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    T-shirt saying: I saw it....I wanted it...So grandma bought it for me. (was shopping for one of the grandkids yesterday)

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    Ha Ha Good Ones!!

    A mushrooms was sitting in a bar crying over his beer. The bartender asks him, "What's the matter with you?" The mushroom replies, "I just can't seem to get a date and I don't understand it. I mean, I think I'm a fungi....."

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    Quote from a T-shirt. "I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on E-bay!"

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    Larry LaPrise was once disqualified from a hokey pokey competition for putting it in and out when he should have been shaking it all about.

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