The Official Bulls**t Button (BS Button)
By A. Rosenberg
I bought one of these about three months ago for use with the missus. I got tired of hearing all of her complaints, such as I haven't increased her household allowance since 1978 and I keep coming home smelling of cheap perfume. This button has really kept her shut up!
This morning, I was served with divorce papers. You know what I think about that? BULLSH....