How did I miss out on this one? Oh yeah, that's right, I took a trip to IOWA, which I've just been informed for the 57th time, that IOWA stands for Idiots Out Walking Around. So I guess I fit right in to this thread. Here is my proposal. I would like to be a mascot for this event. I will wear my infamous MN hat, with tassels and what not, and nothing else but an Adam and Eve type garmet covering up the nether region, but instead of a fig leaf, it will made of the choicest Hawaiian cut dendrobium flowers.
BTW, I'm going to start dieting now. Hah!
Who is the bookie for this event? I'm betting on _________, but I can't state this publicly for fear of the consequences from the shunned party.