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Funny Pet Tales

This is a discussion on Funny Pet Tales within the The Outback Terrace Bar forums, part of the Land Plants category; So today Im typing away at a literary analysis for Heart Of Darkness. Couple hours ...

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    So today Im typing away at a literary analysis for Heart Of Darkness. Couple hours underneath my stairs where my computer and desk are. I got a little bored and lonely so I let my iguana out to hang out on the stars above my head. Shes dropping some cabbage here and there while eating. Then I feel this cool ooze down my back. Then a large plop. She crapped all over my back from between each step. There was so much poop on me. The horror! The horror!

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    Do they make iguana diapers? heehee

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    Eww...thanks - sort of - for sharing.

    Somehow the defensive feline frau, taking shelter on Mark's bare chest and cat-apulting little newborns into his armpit is a bit more warm and fuzzy than your reptile taking a dump on you.

    But I suppose there's an owner's love tied up somewhere in the experience. Somewhere.

    Congratulations!

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    Eugh!!! and I thought it was bad that my puppies *aherm* release gases!

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    Ewwwww!!!! Iguana Poop!!! but POP I have to say there is nothing worse than kitty farts!!! Doesn't happen often but when it does look out!!!!
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    Oh no, Cin - there is something worse than kitty farts: doggie farts. That's what his high and refined lordship was describing.

    Still...a dog fart might be better than a lizard crapping on me.

    Diane needs to do a new poll!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Piper View Post
    Diane needs to do a new poll!

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    There aren't enough categories allowed to cover all the different types of pet "discharges" that this group of owners could come up with. We'll just let you use your McImagination...

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    Now let me add iguana to the long list of animals I will never have as a pet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark V View Post
    Now let me add iguana to the long list of animals I will never have as a pet.
    Mark, you're so funny! LOL

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    What's the matter Mark? You're not thrilled by the prospect of your 8-foot iguana curling up on your belly and laying a clutch of eggs on your privates while you nap? You're such a woos!

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