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An Orchid's Tale or Orchid Soap

This is a discussion on An Orchid's Tale or Orchid Soap within the The Outback Terrace Bar forums, part of the Land Plants category; Joey didn't know what to do - he knew Ruby Lips was at risk. But ...

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    Joey didn't know what to do - he knew Ruby Lips was at risk. But how to warn her? They'd only exchanged glances. But those glances were enough. He knew, whatever it took, he'd defend her down to his roots!

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    Chester lifted his face from his still extended belly to sniff the air. His whiskers twitched forward as the elusive scent was there and gone. THAT WAS THE ONE! That was the delicious scent he had been hunting for last night! He'd been sure it had come from the frilly blue one on the coffee table. But the turmoil in his stomach proved that that could not be the case. No scent so devine could come from something that would cause such misery.... He stretched out his neck as his nose sampled the smorgasboard in the air.... a hint, a mere suggestion, coming from ---- where? His amber eyes turned towards the window.... was it there? That one, next to the single malt???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diane View Post
    Chester lifted his face from his still extended belly to sniff the air. His whiskers twitched forward as the elusive scent was there and gone. THAT WAS THE ONE! That was the delicious scent he had been hunting for last night! He'd been sure it had come from the frilly blue one on the coffee table. But the turmoil in his stomach proved that that could not be the case. No scent so devine could come from something that would cause such misery.... He stretched out his neck as his nose sampled the smorgasboard in the air.... a hint, a mere suggestion, coming from ---- where? His amber eyes turned towards the window.... was it there? That one, next to the single malt???

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    Chester scrambled across the floor and under the nearest credenza as Joey's elderly caretaker shuffled cheerily to the door. "Oh, hello Dearie!! Come in! Thank your for looking in on us, you're too kind. Oh! An orchid! And a bottle of Chivas! What a nice surprise! Here, Chester.... come out and see what our guest brought! Chester?"...
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    The old woman plunked the orchid down beside Joey - she was more interested in the Chivas.

    Joey sniffed the air; her perfume was heavy. He thought her colors gawdy and bright. Her column fairly pulsed with desire...she was a slut.

    Chester pondered these things in his heart.

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    Their caretaker settled with Chivas, and Chester curled up in the corner, Joey took stock of the new arrival. She was all flash and no roots, barely holding on in her molded media. But her colors shone in the light and her fragrance permeated the room. Over her head Joey's eyes met Ruby Lips'. A moment electric! Joey knew that Ruby Lips understood - the association with the new one was not by his choice. The room was dim now, and Joey relaxed. Surely all was safe now. As exhaustion began to overtake him he began to let his mind drift away. And then, he heard a terrifying sound - the screaming of the cat on attack!!! He steeled himself for the crushing blow, the razor sharp teeth - as long as it was he and not Ruby Lips....

    But then - his heart in his throat - he realized the sound as something he had heard before. It was their caretaker, wrestling once again with the multi-limbed monster with the plaid body. The caretaker doing her best to squeeze the creature into submission as 3 of its limbs pointed to the heavens, and the 4th was held in a stranglehold by the woman. The cries of the monster!! That is what Joey was hearing! Chester had quickly vacated the room, not even attempting to help the woman. The struggle went on, but Joey had confidence. The woman had never failed to subdue the creature before....

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    Hey!!!

    Wait a sec - when did I become the sotted old lady? This is fiction. NOT a biography! Come on Thumb, you can do better than that. Edit it out and make her a violinist or something. I was having fun right up until the end.

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    PARTY POOPER!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Diane View Post
    Their caretaker settled with Chivas, and Chester curled up in the corner, Joey took stock of the new arrival. She was all flash and no roots, barely holding on in her molded media. But her colors shone in the light and her fragrance permeated the room. Over her head Joey's eyes met Ruby Lips'. A moment electric! Joey knew that Ruby Lips understood - the association with the new one was not by his choice. The room was dim now, and Joey relaxed. Surely all was safe now. As exhaustion began to overtake him he began to let his mind drift away. And then, he heard a terrifying sound - the screaming of the cat on attack!!! He steeled himself for the crushing blow, the razor sharp teeth - as long as it was he and not Ruby Lips....

    But then - his heart in his throat - he realized the sound as something he had heard before. It was their caretaker, wrestling once again with the multi-limbed monster with the plaid body. The caretaker doing her best to squeeze the creature into submission as 3 of its limbs pointed to the heavens, and the 4th was held in a stranglehold by the woman. The cries of the monster!! That is what Joey was hearing! Chester had quickly vacated the room, not even attempting to help the woman. The struggle went on, but Joey had confidence. The woman had never failed to subdue the creature before....

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    Joey cringed as the cries of the monster went on and ON and ON!! Would it never end??? But suddenly he noticed the gawdy geaming hussy next to him. She was smiling and swaying in time to the screaming! She was ENJOYING it! She must be a sadist.... was he next to be tortured for her pleasure??


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    Joey realized the slut had Scottish sap in her veins.

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    ... Then Joey waked up from his melancholic stupor of a dream! It was a sadistic nightmare induced the enticing scent of the newcomer. Yes, the four leg monster and the never-ending scream, the torture, all a dream!!!
    As Joey bathed in the evocative aroma of his newly-found neighbor, he started to notice her big lips and yellow throat, or that her golden eyes? (Definitely, she got Scottish sap in her vein, he reckoned!) As her scent enshrounded Joey in an invisible net, he struggled to free himself from her slutty yet irresistible pull. He wondered if his heart would stay true to Ruby Lips?

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