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Marriage Counseling, Southern Style

This is a discussion on Marriage Counseling, Southern Style within the The Outback Terrace Bar forums, part of the Land Plants category; Earl and Bubba, two good ol' boys from Dixie are quietly sitting in a boat ...

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    Default Marriage Counseling, Southern Style

    Earl and Bubba, two good ol' boys from Dixie are quietly sitting in a boat
    fishing, chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "I think I'm
    going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoke to me in over 2 months."

    Earl spits, sips his beer and says, "You better think it over - women like
    that are hard to find."

    Just so you know, Renee busted a gut with this one.

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    Well, part of why Bubba was gonna divorce his wife is because a new study had him worried......

    Beer contains female hormones

    Last month; National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

    The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

    To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

    1. Argued over everything or nothing at all.
    2. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
    3. Gained weight.
    4. Talked excessively without making sense.
    5. Became overly emotional.
    6. Couldn't drive.
    7. Failed to think rationally
    8. Had to sit down while urinating.

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    OMG. lol. You two.

    LMAO!

    Cheers,
    BD

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    Love em.... will definitely be emailing these out, that is, if they are not copyrighted...

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    A young Ozark couple gets married and goes off to their honeymoon cabin for their wedding-night nuptials. Half way through the night the son returns home. The father asks, "Son, whatchoo doin home? It's yer weddin' night!"

    "Aw, pa... My wife - she's a vergin!"

    "Well, son, what's wrong wi dat?"

    "Aw, pa...if she ain't good enough for her uncle and her pappy, she ain't good enough for me!"

    McIncestIsARelativeThing

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    oh dear.... trust McNortie to come up with that ;-)

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