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This is a discussion on Retirement Fun within the The Outback Terrace Bar forums, part of the Land Plants category; Working people frequently ask retired people what theydo to make their days interesting. So I ...
Working people frequently ask retired people what theydo to make their days interesting.
So I asked a Retiree:
Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a shop. I was in there about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on Man, how about giving a retired person a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires.
So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus and the car that He was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08".
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It?s important to my health & well being.
OH! So YOU'RE the one getting one the loudspeaker in boxstore shouting, "Cleanup in the bait dept!".
And going into the dressing room and calling out, "HEY! There's no toilet paper in here!".
And I'm sure it's you that goes into PetSmart with a hidden bottle of yellow tinted water that you pour into little puddles everywhere when no one is looking!
Here are a few more. Enjoy
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
> My wife and I had words, But I didn't get to use mine.
> Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
> Blessed are those who can give without remembering And take without
> The irony of life is that, by the time You're old enough to know your
> way Around, you're not going anywhere.
> God made man before woman so as to give him time to think Of an answer
> for her first question.
> (But in reality he had to make a rough draft before perfection) ~~~~~
> I was always taught to respect my elders, But it keeps getting harder
> to find one.
> Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
> The quote of the month is by Jay Leno:
> "With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides,
> flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to
> another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, "Are
> we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"