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The Florida State Trooper

This is a discussion on The Florida State Trooper within the The Outback Terrace Bar forums, part of the Land Plants category; Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off ...

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    Default The Florida State Trooper

    Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of
    the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph,
    enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
    "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.
    Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him,
    blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then
    110, then 120.

    Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled
    over to await the trooper's arrival.

    Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at
    his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday.
    If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before,
    I'll let you go."

    The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a
    Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

    "Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper

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