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Airplanes vs Women (could not resist!)

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    Airplanes vs women
    Airplanes can kill you quickly; a woman takes her time.
    Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
    Airplanes don't get mad if you "touch and go".
    Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.
    Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
    Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.
    Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
    Airplanes don't care how many other airplanes you have flown.
    Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
    Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
    Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
    Airplanes expect to be tied down.
    Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
    Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
    However, when airplanes go quiet, just like a woman,it's BAD.

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    HAHA That is Pretty Funny and reminds me of another comparison.
    What is the difference between a buzzard and a Jewish Mother????
    A buzzard lets you DIE before it eats your heart out. Well it is TRUE !!!

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