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"Only in America"

This is a discussion on "Only in America" within the The Outback Terrace Bar forums, part of the Land Plants category; Good jokes guys! I laughed, I copied it, and I passed it along. Thanks! Ania...

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    Good jokes guys! I laughed, I copied it, and I passed it along.

    Thanks!

    Ania

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    Good for a laugh


    Police Report

    This is a true account as recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida...
    An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car,
    found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her
    shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her
    voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"
    The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like
    mad.
    The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into
    the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that
    she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then
    it dawned on her why...
    For the same reason she did not understand why there was a football, a
    Frisbee and two 12 packs of beer in the front seat!
    A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces
    farther down.
    She loaded her bags into th e car and drove to the police station to report
    her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop
    laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men
    were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white,
    less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large
    handgun.
    No charges were filed.
    If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it a memorable one!

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    That's just precious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaydra View Post
    Good for a laugh


    Police Report

    This is a true account as recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida...
    An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car,
    found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her
    shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her
    voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"
    The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like
    mad.
    The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into
    the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that
    she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then
    it dawned on her why...
    For the same reason she did not understand why there was a football, a
    Frisbee and two 12 packs of beer in the front seat!
    A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces
    farther down.
    She loaded her bags into th e car and drove to the police station to report
    her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop
    laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men
    were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white,
    less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large
    handgun.
    No charges were filed.
    If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it a memorable one!

    OH My! I am crying here! That is too much!

    Cheers,
    BD

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    Just think if you were the officer faced with making that report...

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