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Gotta be careful.... (joke)

This is a discussion on Gotta be careful.... (joke) within the The Outback Terrace Bar forums, part of the Land Plants category; Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. ...

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    Default Gotta be careful.... (joke)

    Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was
    drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued
    him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his
    second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army
    dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a
    jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

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    Sounds like Herman got out just in time.... hehehehe...

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    I'd say Herman was a smart man LOL!!!
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    Run HERMAN! RUN!

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    Ditto to Clint's post .... laughing good one .. Gin

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