I've been growing this thing for years and years in the same old 6 inch pot, never paying it much mind, just because I thought the foliage was cool. Brought it back from Hawaii after a trip out there almost a decade ago.
Well, after doing some research on Amorphophallus and coming upon
this site, I saw a plant growing right next to Ted the Titan that looked like mine. Could it be?
I checked out the tag, googled it, and....
Yes!
Turns out I've been growing an Aroid all along, and never knew it!
In any case, this is Alocasia Black Velvet--foliage is awesome, I think; soft and furry-looking, just like velvet, even though the leaves are really rigid--almost plastic to the touch.
I feel like such a kid, getting all excited and posting this, but hey...