Interesting test, Drew. Thanks for sharing your results.
One thought to consider...
While I can't believe microwaving would be all that healthy for humans, do we know that it kills bacteria? Those contaminated flasks could now contain some exotically muntant life forms in that rich, nourishing media. You could be flasking the future grex: Godzilla x Mothra. Be sure to post pictures when the critters mature! Oh, and good luck feeding the little beasties. Hope you don't have pets...
Julie