Originally Posted by
Shaydra
Good for a laugh
Police Report
This is a true account as recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida...
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car,
found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her
shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her
voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like
mad.
The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into
the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that
she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then
it dawned on her why...
For the same reason she did not understand why there was a football, a
Frisbee and two 12 packs of beer in the front seat!
A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces
farther down.
She loaded her bags into th e car and drove to the police station to report
her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop
laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men
were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white,
less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large
handgun.
No charges were filed.
If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it a memorable one!
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