What's wrong with Spellcheck?

[TundraKev]

It ain't working. I can't spell. I must now go away until it's fixed. (sniff)

[Piper]

The spelchek is werking fine fer me.

Jlie

[TundraKev]

I wasn't until just a minute or so ago. It's now working for me too.

[Dana]

I had some problems with it as well...but it seems to be working now.
Something is different about it though...I just can't put my finger on it.

[LJA]

I haven't changed anything at all on it.

You better not have broken the Spell Checker, Kevin.

[TundraKev]

I didn't do nothin. Didn't even ask it to check any naughty words.

It did act a bit strange again today. Can't really say what it did, but it did not act normal.

Don't you just love those kind of statements? (snicker, snicker)

Now just get busy and fix it. We told you what's wrong.

[LJA]

I'm NOT fixing it.

I'm not.

That's all I ever do, is fix it.

"Fix this." "Fix that." "Fix the other thing."

It's your turn to fix it. You fix it. I ain't fixing it. You broke it. He who smelt it dealt it. What did you say to it? You must have said something. You said something mean to it and you made it burp. That's what happened. I know. And now it's burping at everybody because of the mean thing you said to it when you thought nobody could hear. You gave it a complex. Now it's going to need therapy. What did you tell it? I know you told it something awful. You must have. It wasn't burping before. Now it's burping and it's going to start lashing out at people. People are going to go spellcheck their posts and it's going to deliberately leave things out to make them look silly. It's going to mispell things on purpose, just to get even. It's going to sneak in cuss words and change things. It's going to turn innocent things into nasty things, just to be rude. Someone's going to talk about Matt Damon in that innocent little movie Saving Private Ryan and it's going to change it to Raving Private Syan or Shaving Ryan's Privates.

Do you see what you've done? EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED because you couldn't leave well enough alone. You just *had* to go mess with the spell checker.

You fix it.

I ain't fixing it.

privates woo woo! la-la-la-la-la dirigible!

And it won't let me delete. Keeps putting same junk back into the post.



So there. Hope you're happy now.

Carrrrrrrrr

BUNKLE!

[Piper]

Yeah, Kev's fixated on porn. I think you're onto him, Louis...

Julie <-------Never spell checks her porn

[TundraKev]

Louis has lost it.









Don't ask me about my dripping faucet. I've tried, I really have, many, many, many times.

[Orchidzrule]

Yoo gize r al nutz. Derz nuthin rong wid da spelling!

Rob