(Tim walking into the lounge room where Steve was sitting)

Tim: Look what I got for you!



Steve: That's pretty, what is it? Oh no wait, it's a Papeeodilum..

(Tim shakes his head)

Steve: Oh yeah, a moth orchid so it's a Phalenopsi.

(Tim decides close enuff is good enuff)

Steve: Well you will have to tell me all about how to grow it!

(Tim thinks "success" and I bet he won't even realise I bought six other near blooming plants now currently hidden amongst the foliage of the other baby seedlings!