
Originally Posted by
opaline
Oh Yeah, never noticed that had gone! I think Plan B part 1 should now be put into motion, so far so good Bob, keep that little victory temporarily inconspicuous, we dont want to run b4 we walk. You have the Ace, just the Q,K and Jack to go. Dont mention orchids for a while and keep this site encrypted to avoid tracking history. Now express a keen, dedicated, must have interest in rearing chickens, summoning the help of close ones (loyal to u) to buy you chicken related items for all 'special celebration days' and public hols.
Cunning plan I hear you say! Leave imagery/ articles in open view and documentaries that emphasizes excessive mess, noise, smell, crapping all over the garden. All the bugs and mites infesting the home and old tat feathers tangled in faeces all over ur face as you sit up from soaking in the bath.
The rooster will seal the deal lashing out terrible, headache and nauseating chaos, and mating calls that amount to glass shattering loud insanity. Actually by 2 just incase you slaughter one instead of a hen as you turn kitchen into a blood bath. 8 - 12 should do it and by that time 80 - 120 orchids wont seem such a bad idea after all. Its all about the big picture. A lovely spray of dainty yellow blooms on show or farm yard anarchy