these 2 signs should not be next to each other

[panam]

We sometimes have to wonder how our species is still on the planet.

[cakedaddy]

Its hilarious AND terrible.
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[orchidsal]

New Movie shot entirely in Florida. Kind of a spin off of the old film, "They Shoot Horses Don't They?". Except the title of the new movie is 'They Shoot Tourists Don't They?' AL

[cdayinflorida]

Ed and Al...thanks for the laugh this morning.

[stateless]

New Movie shot entirely in Florida. Kind of a spin off of the old film, "They Shoot Horses Don't They?". Except the title of the new movie is 'They Shoot Tourists Don't They?' AL

Al sorry to say they already made that movie here, back in the 90's there was a rash of tourists being shot in Miami, for some reason it always ended up being German tourists. Went to a halloween party that year and there was a couple with bullet holes in their clothes, I asked them who they were supposed to be, you guessed it , german tourists.

[eorchids]

When we rented a car at the airport in Miami in 1997, this is the first thing we were told. They also told us that the rental cars were now unmarked to not be recognized immediately as tourists. It cools down a bit for the rest of the trip !!!
Fortunately for us, the trip was fine and we enjoy Florida.

[orchidsal]

Hi stateless. I remember years back going to a Halloween party here. I'm afraid the best we could do in this little town in New Mexico was someone coming as 'road kill'. She laid down in the center of the main highway for photos. AL

[King Kjeldz]

haahhahaahahhahahahaha ooohhhh gouuuuudd wiiinnnn

[mauraec]

Another reason why I'm not retiring to Florida (main reason - I can't afford it!)

Of course, I live in Georgia, which isn't a whole lot better - just fewer tourists. Yesterday, Phillip and I were riding down one of the major interstates outside of Atlanta and spotted the billboard - NO KIDDING:



BUY HER A DIAMOND, GET A HUNTING RIFLE FREE!!!!

I'll get a photo if I can next time we're going by.

[stateless]

Hey, doesn't everybody think diamonds and guns go together, too funny, thank you for the laugh.