Bartender,
BARTENDER!!
BARTENDER!!!!! How does a lady get a drink around here????

Okay then, HOW CAN I GET A DRINK AROUND HERE???

Sheesh, Tim - you need to work on your customer service!

Like the decor tho - makes you feel right at home LOL!! Guess I'll go open up a nice bottle of Robert Young Merlot and drink it all by myself!!