Working people frequently ask retired people what theydo to make their days interesting.
So I asked a Retiree:
Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a shop. I was in there about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on Man, how about giving a retired person a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires.
So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus and the car that He was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08".
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It?s important to my health & well being.






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