Gage - Take a shower and mist your orchids at the same time, very efficient! You couldn't just try to convince her that they are holiday decorations - martha

"In response to the original topic of conversation, I think my biggest sacrifice is that ALL of my orchids (all but 8 minis I grow outside) are currently in the house. That's 40 something orchids of all sizes hanging from the kitchen lights, bathroom shower rod, and filling up the tub. It's a tad in the way. My wife is being gracious, but I'm seriously hoping tonight is the last night of this, for my precious wife's sanity"