
Originally Posted by
Piper
I'm sitting here shaking my head laughing. Not over Diane's sage advice...but over my own serendipitous spasticity. Things are getting tight here. That's no surprise, since I continue to buy plants and convince myself I can squeeze just one or a dozen more in. I've spent a very pleasant afternoon watering, fertilizing, repotting, hanging more hooks, and laying out a lovely Neofinetia shrine. That involved buying artisanal cheeses, because I wanted the ceramic pots the cheese came in!
Anyway, I was purring as I worked, having discovered a few new spikes quite unexpectedly. And then, it happened so fast. Some leaf I carried caught some other leaf - close quarters, remember my chids are packed in tight - I'm squishing up against furniture, tilting whatever's in my hands and now leaf strikes Psychopsis spike tied securely to a stake, and my Psychopsis topples...bounces on the lower plant shelf...twists, and then falls to the floor.
I watched helplessly. Drooling in my disbelief that God would punish my earlier smart-assed comment to Mark so efficiently and in such a cruel - but appropriate - manner. If only Congress acted so quickly. God has a twisted sense of humor, but no mean streak. The pot landed upright behind a plant shelf. It required a bit of extrication, but the spike was well secured to the stake and suffered no damage.
I will not make smart-assed comments about another's misfortune again.
I will not make smart-assed comments about another's misfortune again.
I will not make smart-assed comments about another's misfortune again.
I will not make smart-assed comments about another's misfortune again.
I will not make smart-assed comments about another's misfortune again.
I will not make smart-assed comments about another's misfortune again.
I will not make smart-assed comments about another's misfortune again.
I will not make smart-assed comments about another's misfortune again.
I will not make smart-assed comments about another's misfortune again.
I will not make smart-assed comments about another's misfortune again.
McStupid