Earl and Bubba, two good ol' boys from Dixie are quietly sitting in a boat
fishing, chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "I think I'm
going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoke to me in over 2 months."

Earl spits, sips his beer and says, "You better think it over - women like
that are hard to find."

Just so you know, Renee busted a gut with this one.