Quote Originally Posted by Diane View Post
Okay - 3 days and counting...

Daffy (that's MISS Daffy to you, Julie) wanted me to remind you of a few cat rules:

1st day you are treated like an intruder - you probably won't be allowed the pleasure of my complany.

2nd day you will be treated like a visitor - I'll keep my distance but keep an eye on you.

3rd day you will be treated like a guest - I'll let you pet me if you behave, and sneak into your room to put hair on your stuff.

4th day - I'll spend the entire time figuring out ways to get your attention and/or putting hair on your stuff.

5th day - I'll sleep.

6th day - see 5th day.

7th day - see 5th day.

Oh, yes, Diane wants to know if you take cream in your coffee..
This is all true UNLESS the cat senses that you really do not like cats. Then it will treat you as if you are the most gracious and loving cat lover in the world and DEMAND that you pay attention to it.

Oh, and the part about the hair is true from day one, even if by proxy from ANYTHING that you happen to sit on, lay on or even come close too. This is especially true if you are one of those that do not particularly appreciate feline domestica.