Someone at work--argh I mean aboard me ship--mentioned that today was talk like a pirate day -- too funny. Diane--loved the link. Here's my result:

Name: Captain Prudentilla Flint

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Yeah -- don't know what that means, but at least I'm not a land lubber