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  1. January 25th, 2006, 02:25 PM #11
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    Good idea ! bet they fight over them lol . G
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  2. January 25th, 2006, 03:36 PM #12
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    How did I miss out on this one? Oh yeah, that's right, I took a trip to IOWA, which I've just been informed for the 57th time, that IOWA stands for Idiots Out Walking Around. So I guess I fit right in to this thread. Here is my proposal. I would like to be a mascot for this event. I will wear my infamous MN hat, with tassels and what not, and nothing else but an Adam and Eve type garmet covering up the nether region, but instead of a fig leaf, it will made of the choicest Hawaiian cut dendrobium flowers.
    BTW, I'm going to start dieting now. Hah!
    Who is the bookie for this event? I'm betting on _________, but I can't state this publicly for fear of the consequences from the shunned party.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mde
    How did I miss out on this one?
    Who is the bookie for this event? I'm betting on _________, but I can't state this publicly for fear of the consequences from the shunned party.
    CAREFUL - I know where your orchids live!!!!!!
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  4. January 25th, 2006, 07:06 PM #14
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    CAREFUL - I know where your orchids live!!!!!!


    Security .... We need a bouncer ! Run! Matt run , Diane is after your Dends.

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  5. January 25th, 2006, 10:51 PM #15
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    I told you, Tim-O! This is going your best seller event ever at your bar! It already got a rousing and ROWDY reception!!! The match has not started yet but a fight already broke out and one of the contestants is chasing after one hapless spectator's treasure trove!

    BAR FIGHT!!! BAR FIGHT!!! HEhehehe!

    NOIDs already have been hurling around and Gin da Judge is hogging away her "PERKS"...

    Videur! Oui! C'est moi! Bouncer in Speedo, c'est moi!!!!
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  6. January 25th, 2006, 11:37 PM #16
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    oooh yes...

    Tandis qu'ils combattent et continuent... ils laissent et oublient les chocolats et des orchids... mwahahahaha... mwa hahahhaha....
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    Careful - this old lady has spent time around the world...

    Ah ! Imbéciles ! Nous n'oublions jamais le chocolat ou des orchidées

    Now as for the bouncer in the speedo...... interesting, very interesting

    PS - WHERE IS JULIE???
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    そして私は不快な見物人のための余分強いピクルスにされたはす根を持って来ている!
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    Ou la la... Mon dieux!!!!
    Nous ne comprendons pas japonais, ... mais francais, OUI!
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    well totally no fair!!! First you can speak a gazzillion languages and then you can type in kanji! And I can't even make that one out coz I have a crazy computer that shows em as boxes...

    I reckon... Bouncer! Bouncer... oh wait, Gin, Gin.... Gin!!!

    I think Diane is cheating.. she's doing Memoirs of a Geisha stuff... and we all know they don't play fair... what with their wicked good looks and cunning intelligence... make her speak engrish again!

    teee heheehehe....
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