This makes me happy

[Piper]

PS - Repotting is therapy, plain and simple. Not for the plants (or maybe them too.) It gets done when I need it!

Julie

[Gin]

youins isn jest sille , within yur reputtin , me do,un myins iffin thy busted tha pott . Ginnylou.... gotta git hear commms th short busss .

[MikeWA]

Mayke shure et stopes bfer yu git on!

[TundraKev]

OK, the starch is still drying on the sheets, so here's what Mike really wanted to say earlier. I have it from a very reliable source that this is the way he really speaks.


Yo' knows YOU'RE anal retentive when: * yo' ett th' M&Ms in colo' o'der. * yo' fold yer dirty clo'es befo'e puttin' them in th' hamper. o yo' hafta haf all boxes in th' kitchen facin' th' same way an' in o'der by size. o yo' haf all yer kinned fines o'ganized by type, flavo', an' use. o an' they're all facin' th' front. o all yo' books, CDs, an' movies hafta be alfybetical o'der. * yo' require no less than 200 threads per inch on yer sheets. * ...an' they is tucked so tightly thet yo' pow'ful c'd bounce a quarter on them, dawgone it. * yo' alfybetize yer spices. * yo' acshully bother tryin' t'convince someone thet th' 3rd millenium hain't begun yet (o' thet it *has* begun). * yo' o'ganize yer closet by colo', season, an' fabric. * yo' flame ev'ry varmint who sent yo' email on account o' th' emails wasn't spelled co'reckly o' gramatically co'reck. * yo' remove th' tires t'warsh inside th' wheel-fines of yer vehicle. * yo' colleck th' li'l postcards in magazine issues... * ...fo' recyclin'. * ev'ry e-mail reply thet yo' send has been through a grammar checker... * ...an' yo' co'reck th' origeenal message. * yer on a "calo'ie-countin'" diet an' yo' count th' calo'ies in th' hot saooce on yer "Trimenjus Beef Burrito Supreme"




k

[MikeWA]

OMG! You need less free time!

Maybe orginization is the Devil's workshop!

[TundraKev]

I cannot tell a lie. Didn't do the translation myself. Had help.


http://rinkworks.com/dialect/

K

[LJA]

See? No devil.

There was help.

We might have the makings of a country-western ballad here, "Ode to the Anal-Retentee."

*scrounges under gun rack; gets banjo*

[TundraKev]

Nope, no devil. I'm a good boy.

I've had that site bookmarked for ages. Because I have all my bookmarks organized into folders and subfolders, I was able to retrieve it quickly, copy and paste your text, translate and repost the translation in the wink of an eye.

Well, I think my sock drawer needs organizing. I know I'll have to iron them all first, so I better get busy. Sure hope I still have some starch.


Weren't we talking about orchids at one point??


K

[LJA]

Oh yeah....

Repotting!

*That's* what it was!

[Piper]

Oh Kev,

Such organization! Such anal-retentiveness! Got to ask - (you don't have to answer) are you straight?

Either way, move east! Life is dull and your color is welcome!
Julie