I have no idea where i got this idea from-probably some subconcious desire to continue the chinese whispers game we never completed in Scouts.

The rules!

I START THE GAME WITH 10 WORDS.
EVERY POST YOU MAKE AFTER MY START WILL CONTAIN 5 WORDS TO CARRY ON THE STORY.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEEAASE! CHECK THE LAST PAGE BEFORE YOU POST OTHERWISE THE STORY WILL BE SCREWED

LASTLY: HAVE FUN!


Start

There once was a man with a chainsaw who decided...