Found a new fert.

[uncasteeb]

It,s called Rooster Booster .Made from pelleterised(made up word) chicken poop , it has added seaweed/calcium & a range of trace elements.
It is a 4 - 3 - 2.5 .
It is totally organic & only non-battery chicken poop is used.
It disolves pretty well in water so i think i,ll use some & cut back on my normal fert.
Oh yes it really stinks so it must be good !
(totally inappropiate smiley but i just saw it for the first time ROFLMAO)

Note i do realise that these "natural" ferts need to decompose to release their nutrients so i make a bottle up & let it stand for a week or 2 to help this proccess along.

[Gin]

Are you sure you want to use it in your greenhouse ? I put some chicken poo in a flower bed by the front door once . Door had to stay shut for weeks .. It did get rid of the door to door people . Tell me you are joking Gin

[Diane]

You'd better be careful about that fermenting stuff in all the heat! I'd hate to hear you were arrested for creating toxic waste!! LOL!! Guess we need a smiley that is holding it's nose for stinkies and ferts!

[bench72]

lol, reminds me of the first time i used fish fertiliser on my Paphs which grow in my bedroom... errrr ... I slept in the spare room and the fan blew over the plants for a couple of days...


Cheers
Tim

[Gilda]

"Rooster Booster"..you got to love that name..sounds like Viagra for roosters !

[JB_Orchidguy]

ROTFLMAO That has to be to funny I can imagine the stinky looks on peoples faces coming to the front door of Gin's house or Tim having to sleep in the spare bedroom. And I don't even want to imagine Gilda's image of rooster booster. LMAO That was to funny!!!!!!!!!!

[Gin]

Gilda you out did yourself this time . I laughed so hard I couldn't type . I think my old rooster could use some of the Rooster Booster lololol

[uncasteeb]

Ladies , ladies , ladies .
Please.
ROFLMAO.
Next you,ll be putting bloom fert in the coffee to harden the growth

[Diane]

Hmmmm - whaddaya say ladies - - a little Rooster Booster in the dinner time beverage?????

[Gin]

Bet starch would taste better