Hmm...TSA agents tend to possess single digit IQ's, but I haven't seen any security alerts for mud-based bombs or weapons as of yet. Mud on your shoes could get you shot, since shoes were once used as a weapon. Of course, you'll have to check your mud. No one enjoys overhead baggage that drips.
As for Sue, he oozes weirdness with a well-channeled elegance. My bursts are sporadic and unpredictable, marking me as much more the amatuer. This crown is definitely his.
But there's always room for ladies-in-waiting, Shalene!
Julie