"I had to take a crash course in Learn How to Speak Like a Very, Very Drunk, Mad Sailor before I learned the language of orchids."

Oh - and I thought my chids were happy because of my great light!

I both sail and race (augments mad sailor vocabulary with more imperatives and expletives) and I'm a sailing judge (does all aforementioned while invoking the name of the almighty - helps establish authority and earnest intent.)

I'll trying calling for a few more tacks and jibes before I give up on the losers!

Julie